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Jason Skank

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Go back home to your grave, you z*mbie FREAK!

Twin brother to Zeke, Jason is a wildly overconfident and aggressive shark mercenary whose boundless bravado almost always gets him into trouble. He refuses to admit it, but he definitely peaked in high school, and even then, he was unbearable.

Appearance

Jason is a lean shark with slate-blue skin and a muscular, slim build. His head features a sharp snout, angry purple eyes, and a dark navy mohawk with blue highlights. Three gill slits are visible on each side of his neck but are often confused for the scars on his chest. A dorsal fin runs down his back into his tail.

Jason's most common outfit consists of a black denim vest with the sleeves ripped off and blue jeans. While on duty, he's seen carrying a trident slung over his shoulder, with a deep-purple gem at the base of the brass prongs.

Personality

Jason is fiercely competitive and always acts like he has something to prove, even if nobody’s watching.

He's the type to insert himself into a challenge just to win, whether it's necessary or not. His opinions are LOUD, often unfiltered, and delivered with full chest regardless of how wrong he might be. He thrives off attention, regardless of what kind, and seems to confuse confidence with correctness. He has a very black-and-white worldview and is quick to judge people based on surface-level impressions. He's also very easily offended and will hold grudges for a long time if he thinks he's been disrespected.

On the surface, Jason comes off as tough, cocky, and ready to fight, but if things don't go his way, that tough exterior cracks just enough to show how emotionally immature he can be. He doesn't throw tantrums so much as he gets defensive and combative, especially when called out or proven wrong. He's not used to being underestimated, and when it happens, he takes it personally.

He tries to act like the cool, edgy twin, but most people around him see right through it. His idea of subtlety is... very un-subtle. Underneath the bravado, there's a weird need for validation that he never really addresses.

History

Jason grew up in SouthPort alongside his twin brother Zeke, though you wouldn't know they were related by how differently they act. In school, Jason was the loud one, the show-off, the guy who thought every hallway was his stage. He hit his personal peak in high school; star athlete, center of attention, and completely insufferable about it.

Despite all the noise he made, he was constantly overshadowed by Zeke, whose quiet capability made more impact than Jason's constant bragging. That contrast stuck with Jason, and whether he admits it or not, it's one of the reasons he pushes himself so hard now, trying to outshine a shadow he pretends not to notice.

After graduation, Jason was enlisted by his father Vincent to work as a mercenary, and he's been doing that ever since. He talks like he's top-class, but in reality, he's barely scraping by on sheer bravado and lucky breaks. Most of his "successes" come from charging in without a plan and somehow surviving. He's gotten into serious trouble numerous times, and there's a rumor that the only reason he's still enlisted is because someone higher up (probably his dad) keeps tugging strings to keep him involved.

He still insists he's better than his twin, even as Zeke quietly builds a real life with his husband Azrian and leaves Jason behind in nearly every metric that matters.

Abilities

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Relationships

  • Jesper Foster : Mortal Enemies - Zombie FREAK. He's fucking stupid.
  • Logan Foster : Idiot - He's an idiot. He's Zombie's brother so I hate him by proxy.
  • Zeke Harborne-Skank : Twin Brother - Fucking fatass. Waste of space and breath.
  • Azrian Harborne : Brother in-law - My brother's husband is an enabler for his descent into madness.
  • Judas Umbra : Stalker??? - Pretentious asshole. Won't leave me alone.
  • Vincent Skank : Father / Boss - He's awesome. He got me this mercenary job and I've been LOVING IT!!!
  • Alison Cross : Ex-girlfriend - She broke up with me because apparently I was "breaking protocol" or whatever.
  • Marcel Heathcliff : Coward - He's fun to mess with. He gets scared almost too easily.
  • Finn Calloway : Newbie - Someone's gotta teach him how things work around here.
  • Greta Voss : Weirdo - Another zombie FREAK. Why does Dad even let them work here???
  • Tycho Draven : Friend - Old hag. He's cool but he's old. Very old. I call him Grandpa.

Trivia

  • He can and will spread misinformation if it means it will give him attention.
  • His moral compass seems to be either stuck or nonexistent.
  • He has a fan account dedicated to him on social media. He's the one who runs it.
  • Zeke once grounded him as an adult, and it actually worked, unsurprisingly.
  • Both him and Zeke grew up as orphans for reasons still unknown. It's probably because their dad has dangerous ties. It's definitely because their dad has dangerous ties.
  • Yes, he's an asshole. You don't have to tell me.
  • He thrives on reactions, positive or negative, as long as he's getting attention.
  • He has likely broken protocol more times than he's followed it. Doesn't seem to concern the higher-ups, though.
  • His body count hasn't stopped increasing since late high school.
  • He has had more one-night-stands than committed relationships.
  • He has a tendency to ignore boundaries if they interfere with what he wants.
  • He treats nightlife as an extension of his ego rather than just a pastime.
  • He will not hesitate to kink shame, often assuming that in itself is a kink.